Please consider this list a “living” document and feel free to add to it in the comments!

1. Dairy
2. Racism
3. Sexism
4. Purses (Because why? If men can just have wallets and phones and keys why TF can’t we?)
5. Mortgages
6. The system in general
7. Old white men running our nation
8. Old white men running the financial sector
9. Old white men running most Bar associations
10. Really, old white men running anything at this point (they’ve proven they can’t be trusted)
11. Expensive material possessions
12. Adulting
13. People that bump into other people and don’t say sorry
14. People who act like they want to be friends but then are all “Ok great I’ll text you soon…..”
15. Being unhealthy
16. Being unfit
17. Cheating on your significant other (honestly this is just so fucking cowardly)
18. Music festival port-o-potties
19. People who don’t pick up their dog’s poop
20. People who hit people
21. Bacon (honestly what the fuck is wrong with you America)
22. People who voted for Trump
23. Politicians who think money in their pocket is more important than literal human lives