A Long List Of Things I Don’t Believe In

by | Jun 24, 2021 | Life | 0 comments

Please consider this list a “living” document and feel free to add to it in the comments!

  1. Dairy
  2. Racism
  3. Sexism
  4. Purses (Because why? If men can just have wallets and phones and keys why TF can’t we?)
  5. Mortgages
  6. The system in general
  7. Old white men running our nation
  8. Old white men running the financial sector
  9. Old white men running most Bar associations
  10. Really, old white men running anything at this point (they’ve proven they can’t be trusted)
  11. Expensive material possessions
  12. Adulting
  13. People that bump into other people and don’t say sorry
  14. People who act like they want to be friends but then are all “Ok great I’ll text you soon…..”
  15. Being unhealthy
  16. Being unfit
  17. Cheating on your significant other (honestly this is just so fucking cowardly)
  18. Music festival port-o-potties
  19. People who don’t pick up their dog’s poop
  20. People who hit people
  21. Bacon (honestly what the fuck is wrong with you America)
  22. People who voted for Trump
  23. Politicians who think money in their pocket is more important than literal human lives

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