A Long List Of Things I Don’t Believe In

Please consider this list a “living” document and feel free to add to it in the comments!

Politicians who think money in their pocket is more important than literal human lives

Dairy

Racism

Sexism

Purses (Because why? If men can just have wallets and phones and keys why TF can’t we?)

Mortgages

The system in general

Old white men running our nation

Old white men running the financial sector

Old white men running most Bar associations

Really, old white men running anything at this point (they’ve proven they can’t be trusted)

Expensive material possessions

Adulting

People that bump into other people and don’t say sorry

People who act like they want to be friends but then are all “Ok great I’ll text you soon…..”

Being unhealthy

Being unfit

Cheating on your significant other (honestly this is just so fucking cowardly)

Music festival port-o-potties

People who don’t pick up their dog’s poop

People who hit people

Bacon (honestly what the fuck is wrong with you America)

People who voted for Trump