Musings

A Long List Of Things I Don’t Believe In

Please consider this list a "living" document and feel free to add to it in the comments! Dairy Racism Sexism Purses (Because why? If men can just have wallets and phones and keys why TF can't we?) Mortgages The system in general Old white men running our nation Old...

The Internet Is A Bullshit Cesspool Of Competitive Mediocrity

I haven't written in a long, long time. And I suppose, that got to me a bit (well, not NOT writing, just the idea of having a weirdly unfinished blog on the internets). So I wanted to take some time to gather my thoughts and talk for a second about why I stopped...

Welcome To The Matrix Where It’s A Good Life

It's a Wednesday evening. You have two screens going as usual. On one, you're binge-watching your latest favorite show on Netflix. On another, you have Facebook popped open and you're mindlessly scrolling along, checking out news and friends' status updates. Suddenly,...

How To Find Your Passion When It Feels Like You Don’t Have One

I recently had a conversation with my husband where I started off logically discussing that writing wasn't making me as happy as it used to, and I ended up in tears because I revealed that I have never felt like I have a calling, or "passion." (I also talked about...

The 10 Texts That Keep Romance Alive

Romance is fucking real ya'll. It turns out I just didn't know it until I married the best man on the planet. My husband and I are pukey: I understand this as an objective fact. I'm also okay with it. At any given moment, my phone is filled with romantic text after...

What I’m Doing Now & What’s Coming

I want to make the world a better place. This isn't a secret, I'm a total hippie. In that vein, I'd like to welcome you to the new LITMO Life. If you've been keeping up with my extremely sporadic blog posts, you'll know that I've been struggling a bit, not just with...