Why I Hate The Gatekeepers Of Information

Why I Hate The Gatekeepers Of Information

I’m not that good with authority. That much isn’t a secret. I like to be as free as possible, all the time. I don’t like being told what to do. And I ESPECIALLY hate being told what to do when there’s no rhyme or reason or logic behind it. As...
Welcome To The Matrix Where It’s A Good Life

Welcome To The Matrix Where It’s A Good Life

It’s a Wednesday evening. You have two screens going as usual. On one, you’re binge-watching your latest favorite show on Netflix. On another, you have Facebook popped open and you’re mindlessly scrolling along, checking out news and friends’...
The 10 Texts That Keep Romance Alive

The 10 Texts That Keep Romance Alive

Romance is fucking real ya’ll. It turns out I just didn’t know it until I married the best man on the planet. My husband and I are pukey: I understand this as an objective fact. I’m also okay with it. At any given moment, my phone is filled with...
What I’m Doing Now & What’s Coming

What I’m Doing Now & What’s Coming

I want to make the world a better place. This isn’t a secret, I’m a total hippie. In that vein, I’d like to welcome you to the new LITMO Life. If you’ve been keeping up with my extremely sporadic blog posts, you’ll know that I’ve...