Welcome To The Matrix Where It’s A Good Life

Welcome To The Matrix Where It’s A Good Life

It’s a Wednesday evening. You have two screens going as usual. On one, you’re binge-watching you’re latest favorite show on Netflix. On another, you have Facebook popped open and you’re mindlessly scrolling along, checking out news and...
The 10 Texts That Keep Romance Alive

The 10 Texts That Keep Romance Alive

Romance is fucking real ya’ll. It turns out I just didn’t know it until I married the best man on the planet. My husband and I are pukey: I understand this as an objective fact. I’m also okay with it. At any given moment, my phone is filled with...
What I’m Doing Now & What’s Coming

What I’m Doing Now & What’s Coming

I want to make the world a better place. This isn’t a secret, I’m a total hippie. In that vein, I’d like to welcome you to the new LITMO Life. If you’ve been keeping up with my extremely sporadic blog posts, you’ll know that I’ve...